The Two Magic Shows

Where is the orientation? The reader wants to know what this is about. When, who, did what, where, why. What hall? Who is we?
When we got into the huge hall, we saw a magician wait for lots and lots of children. His name was Jonathon. He was very funny. When he asked a child what colour his favourite was, he said red, so he gave him a blue balloon and did a smiley face with it, then a sad face and then some horns then the really funny part was he bit the balloon and was holding the parts that he bit and said, "These are the horns I like."
After that, we had lunch but we had it earlier than we usually do because there was another magic show starting after lunch. 
All the kids were waiting patiently for El Gregoe, and his assistant, Sue was there too, to help. He was funny too because when he dropped a card, he said that was the floor show. It was funny, but the best part was the floating man. It was kind of funny because it was meant to be called the floating woman and he was floating. Sue proved he was floating when she put her hand over him and under.